Fabulous, alien, awkward, eloquent, and disgraceful. Oh but I’m fun.Tumblr (3.0; @paintsplotch)http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13212bf200061b23353b9581f765ac81/tumblr_momaymY7pC1rjcfxro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53335056983http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53335056983Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:25:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83b74f111f3cab8587bef02ce5a802e0/tumblr_mok561htxd1qi1wo4o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79bc26bb37ca9cba385a46d0d474c92e/tumblr_mok561htxd1qi1wo4o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/896d59a05ecc7782779d118a9a07b47a/tumblr_mok561htxd1qi1wo4o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bradstuck.tumblr.com/post/53226464037/my-adventures-as-a-mayor">bradstuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My adventures as a mayor.</p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53283699599http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53283699599Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:14:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af9b4d73967acfc86462e90f310e8f06/tumblr_mo96rpcSq31rqqme8o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wealldraw.tumblr.com/post/52749347577/i-have-never-played-animal-crossing-not-even-once">wealldraw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i have never played animal crossing not even once but my knowledge is uncanny</p> <p>-<a href="http://josiahfiles.tumblr.com/">josiah</a></p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53281662769http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53281662769Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:39:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3a58d119805be1fdbeb4dfa91405cdc/tumblr_mokefr25ez1r3tm9uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eyecager.tumblr.com/post/53242368574/welcome-to-my-home-i-chose-gravedigging-as-my">eyecager</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://t.co/yegSGgjlR3"/></p> <p>Welcome to my home. I chose gravedigging as my theme.</p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53279782963http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53279782963Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:04:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db357e59461c4b554d7e14e1c4e88046/tumblr_moh587L98H1rb8de7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89ef0190df724b014a40e5ba1774faed/tumblr_moh587L98H1rb8de7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4865b6d8029e50b5535c2cd9757c29bc/tumblr_moh587L98H1rb8de7o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steveholtvstheuniverse.tumblr.com/post/53170410075/i-have-been-waiting-for-this-one">steveholtvstheuniverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>I have been waiting for this one.</em></p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53253546371http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53253546371Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:25:38 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://artisticpartridgeinapeartree.tumblr.com/post/37964746519/deer-deer-deer-deer-deer-deer">artisticpartridgeinapeartree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>deer</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf24zhnxOm1qhcliq.jpg"/></p> <p>deer</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf255oCh3l1qhcliq.jpg"/></p> <p>deer</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf255xWjNe1qhcliq.jpg"/></p> <p>deer</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf256pop5C1qhcliq.jpg"/></p> <p>deer</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf25i0QRg31qhcliq.jpg"/></p> <p>dEER</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf25j8XiqA1qhcliq.jpg"/></p> <p>DEER</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf25k2QTJ51qhcliq.jpg"/></p> <p>D E E R </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf25kuFa4C1qhcliq.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53251201404http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53251201404Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:50:45 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://30down30more.tumblr.com/post/52668206579/red-lipstick-makes-me-feel-like-i-could-cut-a">30down30more</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.</p> <p>You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t </p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53248789348http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53248789348Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:16:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7a2f6416d72952f7e08c040feb3ebe2/tumblr_mod4kgXlwz1qaqk3no1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0fbb384cd64c095c75b43f6a4fb724c/tumblr_mod4kgXlwz1qaqk3no2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53246267370http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53246267370Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:41:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a597f0515ec11ee0ddf0b33c45b1a23/tumblr_mogbjgxlKg1qc8gjco1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0da12cfc2ac20815eaaffd9f69e46bb/tumblr_mogbjgxlKg1qc8gjco2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commandereverdeen.tumblr.com/post/53048861224/whats-up-internet-if-youre-a-gamer-you">commandereverdeen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>WHAT’S UP INTERNET</span></p> <p>If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.</p> <p>Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! <strong>The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, <em>Fire Emblem: Awakening</em> and <em>Animal Crossing: New Leaf</em>!</strong></p> <p>Rules:</p> <ol><li>Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.</li> <li>Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.</li> <li>If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.</li> <li>I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.</li> </ol><p><em><strong>The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53243669244http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53243669244Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:06:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mad52c4QBv1rs4kcvo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celebiii.tumblr.com/post/39164723050">celebiii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-grudge-girl.tumblr.com/post/31774793783/answer-man-the-answer-man-is-an-urban-legend">the-grudge-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Answer Man</strong></p> <p><em>The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.</em></p> <p><strong>You need:</strong></p> <ul><li>Ten people who each own a cell phone</li> </ul><div><strong>Step 1:</strong> Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.</div> <div></div> <div></div> <div><strong>Step 2:</strong> On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their left </div> <div></div> <div></div> <div><strong>Step 3:</strong> Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens</div> <p><br/>Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.</p> <div></div> <div>However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.</div> <div></div> <div>This is the Answer Man.</div> <div></div> <div>When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.</div> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53241167073http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53241167073Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:31:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/026d8061d803bf37b247020cf6b90a96/tumblr_mo2sd6r6se1r884bco1_500.jpg"/><br/> Betty Adewole<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7c8469608bbe0f4d80e52b86143c509/tumblr_mo2sd6r6se1r884bco2_500.jpg"/><br/> Eden Clark<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83896215e2cb55d239d4efb2699d5915/tumblr_mo2sd6r6se1r884bco3_500.jpg"/><br/> Akuol de Mabior<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sametist.tumblr.com/post/52457331962/betty-adewole-eden-clark-and-akuol-de-mabior">sametist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Betty Adewole, Eden Clark and Akuol de Mabior. Paul Smith Fall 2011.</p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53238691547http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53238691547Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:56:29 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://booksnchocolate.tumblr.com/post/53165202607/im-sorry-im-such-a-shit-friend-an">booksnchocolate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m sorry I’m such a shit friend - an autobiography</p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53236292956http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53236292956Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:21:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85444525fea9edd65896901949c2860c/tumblr_mo5e6cMKHY1rm74wro6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fec92b44e24141549be27d9ecf1f46d7/tumblr_mo5e6cMKHY1rm74wro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c28b861e0fa040817e23d9c440ac05a/tumblr_mo5e6cMKHY1rm74wro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca3130ba8f099bb6db84d8b776ec1460/tumblr_mo5e6cMKHY1rm74wro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2f68df1e0b2bdee76ac3216cd8d5c4b/tumblr_mo5e6cMKHY1rm74wro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/249e42f0f106fed12bb9920d8a1ffd4f/tumblr_mo5e6cMKHY1rm74wro5_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53233936526http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53233936526Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:47:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/68abf70a9d28b46f1e40aad08b9f3c24/tumblr_mohpeo5EyH1qzimwpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3df1df693bd495d54b43b605f795e156/tumblr_mohpeo5EyH1qzimwpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/050b6e453a992d71370987e46f7595bf/tumblr_mohpeo5EyH1qzimwpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c19ec96563d6251960be76014c60007/tumblr_mohpeo5EyH1qzimwpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://confusedtree.tumblr.com/post/53112932323/my-dad-stopped-expressing-disappointment-in-me">confusedtree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now</p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53231495592http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53231495592Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:12:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e20385792005d8410ad78b1e7a137c31/tumblr_mo09fp1QU21rw5dlyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drwagc.tumblr.com/post/52420669767/jagiv-i-was-just-explaining-to-my-friends-how">drwagc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jagiv.tumblr.com/post/52357946213/i-was-just-explaining-to-my-friends-how-bald">jagiv</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.</p> </blockquote> <p>Freedom truck</p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53229083872http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53229083872Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:37:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/886093b6c2602a645ed161c09fa982b2/tumblr_mof25qHIba1qzj25uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://caboodledoodle.tumblr.com/post/53179278778/ai-yo-thegoddamazon-logic-and-art" class="tumblr_blog">caboodledoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ai-yo.tumblr.com/post/53166743657/thegoddamazon-logic-and-art">ai-yo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegoddamazon.tumblr.com/post/53166230270/logic-and-art-thatpointlessidiot-krudman">thegoddamazon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://logic-and-art.tumblr.com/post/53166067596/thatpointlessidiot-krudman-i-thought-to">logic-and-art</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatpointlessidiot.tumblr.com/post/53075549131/magnezone-krudman-smilingemoticon">thatpointlessidiot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://krudman.tumblr.com/post/53017599693/smilingemoticon-itsvondell-voldey-just">krudman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”</p> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/XboxSupport1/status/345774848653524992">NOPE. IT’S REAL.</a></p> <p><strong><em>AND IT GOT WORSE:</em></strong></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/H4OTOUW.png"/></p> <p><em><strong>WHAT.</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.</p> <p>This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to <em>rent</em> the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.</p> <p>You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.</p> <p>All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.</p> <p>This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.</p> <p>Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.</p> </blockquote> <p>Signal boost</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.</p> </blockquote> <p>This only solidifies my theory on Nintendo and PlayStation hypnotizing them</p> </blockquote> <p>Wow, this really gets just better and better. - Are they deliberately TRYING to commit corporate suicide? </p></blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53226653073http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53226653073Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:03:41 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aliceapproved.tumblr.com/post/52757622834/look-at-all-these-amazing-games-coming-out-for">aliceapproved</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Look at all these amazing games coming out for devices I don’t own</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4f01a8bf1fb022117edc53cf05517073/tumblr_inline_mo9cshLKN61qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53223957326http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53223957326Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:27:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53ia0zWPl1rnnd2ko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53ia0zWPl1rnnd2ko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53221313372http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53221313372Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:52:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a91d3f658793cab1e8d7178a75d79d84/tumblr_mndh1nSVIT1sob3v3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://espanolbot.tumblr.com/post/51329444806/i-want-to-know-more-about-this-guy">espanolbot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want to know more about this guy.</p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53218666177http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53218666177Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:17:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8074e84189273683747deff4b56e7342/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dfd066a4893438a834a6283d0281354/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ad56b9ef6fb3318d88d553ae6ada446/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4be2c7780764eb311730df7a0585d6a/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9bed7bc6ec79981b0b48e02b47f3a871/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/962b3765fbcc7587b9bcbcbac572ec37/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fccb977b99410c4a1cb3003bbdb4ebf/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7528f554e8213f75027771d1dce4068f/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a48f97c69c750256bc17b0abf1c39d5/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/912f2848cd1ff22592865cd8faa2bd31/tumblr_mk1urzoIN11remr5vo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aliciaburnett.tumblr.com/post/52889598893/zeekubeast-if-you-could-make-your-own-house">aliciaburnett</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zeekubeast.tumblr.com/post/45996187197/if-you-could-make-your-own-house-motto-and-sigil">zeekubeast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>If you could make your own house motto and sigil, what would they be?</em></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4f30ba62014b3076d8ff5dd99ad71e64/tumblr_moa0hyjX8A1qzbth9o1_500.png"/></p> <p>i think we can all relate to the motto of house bradley-west</p> </blockquote> <p>I have been waiting for this gif set forever. </p> </blockquote>http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53216014478http://paintsplotch.tumblr.com/post/53216014478Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:42:54 -0500