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bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

wealldraw:

i have never played animal crossing not even once but my knowledge is uncanny

-josiah

eyecager:

Welcome to my home. I chose gravedigging as my theme.

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steveholtvstheuniverse:

I have been waiting for this one.

(Source: tommyleebones)

artisticpartridgeinapeartree:

deer

deer

deer

deer

deer

dEER

DEER

D E E R 

(Source: artisticaviary)

30down30more:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t 

(Source: lalondes)

commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

1. Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
2. Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
3. If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
4. I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

celebiii:

the-grudge-girl:

Answer Man

The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.

You need:

• Ten people who each own a cell phone

Step 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.

Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their left 

Step 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens

Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.

However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.

This is the Answer Man.

When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.

OH MY GOD